On the 1st day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
an expiring term sheet at $4mm Pre.
On the 2nd day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
a due diligence list from a to z.
On the 3rd day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
a junior associate with ADD.
On the 4th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
a meeting with a blackberry-addicted GP.
On the 5th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
a CEO candidate with a gotee.
On the 6th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
his Lawyer and uncapped legal fee.
On the 7th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
a co-investor with an embellished CV.
On the 8th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
a lavish dinner paid for by me.
On the 9th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
a technical consultant with Turrets and a double E.
On the 10th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
a 40 minute wait and cold cup of tea.
On the 11th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
a ride in his beloved S63 AMG.
On the 12th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-
a revised term sheet with an old T and a new C.