On the 1st day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   an expiring term sheet at $4mm Pre.

On the 2nd day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   a due diligence list from a to z.

On the 3rd day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   a junior associate with ADD.

On the 4th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   a meeting with a blackberry-addicted GP.

On the 5th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   a CEO candidate with a gotee.

On the 6th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   his Lawyer and uncapped legal fee.

On the 7th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   a co-investor with an embellished CV.

On the 8th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   a lavish dinner paid for by me.

   On the 9th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   a technical consultant with Turrets and a double E.

On the 10th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   a 40 minute wait and cold cup of tea.

On the 11th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   a ride in his beloved S63 AMG.

On the 12th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me-

   a revised term sheet with an old T and a new C.