On the 1st day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- an expiring term sheet at $4mm Pre.

On the 2nd day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a due diligence list from Ato Z.

On the 3rd day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a junior associate with ADD.

On the 4th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a meeting with a blackberry-addicted GP.

On the 5th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a CEO candidate with a high opinion and a gotee.

On the 6th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a Lawyer and uncapped legal fee.

On the 7th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a co-investor with an embellished CV.

On the 8th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a lavish dinner paid for by me.

On the 9th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a technical consultant with Turrets and a double E.

On the 10th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a 40 minute wait and cold cup of tea.

On the 11th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a ride in his beloved S63 AMG.

On the 12th day of Fund Raising my VC gave to me- a revised term sheet with a new T and a revised C.